ugh, I can't believe I have done this. I thought I was winning the war against blogging, but instead I now find myself fighting on their team.
No, I refuse to believe it. Here is the only possible explanation(s).
While I was fighting the good fight, and winning of course, against the blogs, their evil general, who has never been known to follow the codes of honour on the battlefield, hit me over the head with a rock. Sadly, my resistence to rocks to the head is rather small, so I fell unconcious to the ground. When I awoke, I found myself kidnapped by the evil blogs and being held hostage in their evil lair. Clearly they knew that I was the only hope for mankind, and that by capturing me, the forces of good would surely falter and fall.
From there, only two possiblilities make sense.
A) I was brainwashed by the blogs to fight for them, or ...
B) I got that syndrome where the captive falls in love with his captor. Cant seem to remember the name though.
Either way, I am trapped on the opponents side against my will, and so long as I am here humanity is doomed. Somebody save me!!!
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14 comments:
haha, so silly jon.
i think your blog names is funny though. if i were to name my blog that i would change one thing. sanity would become insanity.
tj
yeah, i was thinking insanity. But it seemed a little too depressing. And we all know I'm nothing but endless supplies of happiness and positivity!
heck yes!;)
feddema cheese??
something something something jon welcome to the freak show something something something
something something something jon welcome to fall out something something something
Wait a minute, all you guys got captured too? Then who is defending the earth from the blogs???
captured? pfft...
i started the fricking craze.
no andy you did not. it is definatly a lie. Oh and your theme song should so be Save me by Remy Zero, except dub blog into there a few times.
Oh yeah, forgot to respond to the question posed by Jackie...
Yes, it is I, Feddema Cheese. My real name is Jonathan, by the way. Feel free to call me that if you want. Either is acceptable.
ha, its true andy did start it all. the rest of us are just copy-cats. ugh. you know what the most confusing thing has been lately? actually...im going to post this. not comment it. go look kidda's!
hahaha. well i know you most by feddema cheese. because that is what my brother refers to you as:) and i like fetta cheese, soooo.......yeah:)cool name man.
hi jon!
well i had a long comment for you the other day, but your stupid blog wouldnt allow anonymous comments so you're outta luck this time, tall one.
the basic idea of it was:
blogger=bad
livejournal=good
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