ugh, I can't believe I have done this. I thought I was winning the war against blogging, but instead I now find myself fighting on their team.
No, I refuse to believe it. Here is the only possible explanation(s).
While I was fighting the good fight, and winning of course, against the blogs, their evil general, who has never been known to follow the codes of honour on the battlefield, hit me over the head with a rock. Sadly, my resistence to rocks to the head is rather small, so I fell unconcious to the ground. When I awoke, I found myself kidnapped by the evil blogs and being held hostage in their evil lair. Clearly they knew that I was the only hope for mankind, and that by capturing me, the forces of good would surely falter and fall.
From there, only two possiblilities make sense.
A) I was brainwashed by the blogs to fight for them, or ...
B) I got that syndrome where the captive falls in love with his captor. Cant seem to remember the name though.
Either way, I am trapped on the opponents side against my will, and so long as I am here humanity is doomed. Somebody save me!!!