12.07.2007

Can't Hold On Much Longer!

Lynden - Falling Down

Stupid fingers. When did you get so fat?
"In the last ten days"
How did you manage to do that?
"You ate very very poorly"
Damn.


Only three more exams. Psychology, Spanish, English. Unfortunately they are spanned over an entire week still. So my fingers are going to get even fatter. More fat? But at least they're easy, right? Wrong. This means no studying, only poor eating. Ugh, I loathe exams. More than anything you could ever imagine. Well, actually, that's probably not true...

PS: You win. I've got one.

James Blunt - So Long Jimmy

11.29.2007

MySpaces Are Ugly

and so I will stick with PureVolume.

11.23.2007

Turn To 45

You come, empty-handed, to another of the endless forks in the road you follow. Do you...

A) Continue down the same path you have been following. Continue to fight the same demons, meet the same pitfalls, feel the same pains. Continue with assuredness that nothing will ever change.
B) Head down the new road in a direction that is as far away as possible from everything that you have followed up until this point.
C) Give up. Realize that neither path will ever lead to your happy ending and just stop walking.

11.17.2007

C.W.S.2.

[What Is This Crap? (Thomas' Bicycle)]

There had never ever been a day in Thomas' life that he had not ridden his bicycle. There was a connection between Thomas and his bicycle, they had developed a very strong friendship. But one day the strong friendship was broken.
One day, Thomas went out to his bicycle. He felt excited to ride it, he and his bicycle would have a grand adventure or something for sure. When he got to his bicycle though, Thomas was surprised. He saw another boy riding around the street, on a bicycle that looked a lot like his. It was his bicycle Thomas decided. Thomas had never been a sharing sort of person. He felt sad that his bicycle would want to ride around with someone else. He started walking home, very very sad. But just then Thomas heard a sound and turned around. Thomas' bicycle had always loved Thomas, more than any other boy or girl. The bike Thomas had seen was not his bike, his bike just liked to play games with him. Thomas was overjoyed to see his bicycle. Together, he knew he and his bicycle would have many grand adventures.
Because Thomas' bicycle was a magic bicycle that could move on it's own and talk to Thomas!

The End

[won a chocolate bar for writing the worst piece in the group]

11.13.2007

So You Have Something Else To Read...

Kill me. Kill me dead.

So You Have Something To Read...

Aqualung - Strange And Beautiful (I'll Put A Spell On You)

I don't mean this to be in any way offensive to anyone. I'm merely stating the facts. I have nearly been hit by drivers down here in Guelph five times. Each of those times it was a woman behind the wheel. Like I said, merely a fact that I have come to notice about Guelph women. Or at least female students at Guelph with vehicles...

Backstreet Boys - It's Gotta Be You

10.17.2007

Soap

You know what I don't get? Soap. We lather it up, cover our bodies in it, then just let it rinse off. And we all assume that we are now clean. What makes soap capable of this? Sure, it can make dirt come off. But what about all those invisible bacteria, germs, viruses? They're are the real dirty things. Dirt is actually really clean. So how can letting bubbles sit on your skin for a couple seconds possible get rid of them?

Mmmm...Anberlin. Such an awesome voice. Gotta get some more. And Slender Means. And Roz Bell.